Orphans Fansubs presents the first English version of the 2015 ultra-short-episode comedy series, _Neko Nanka Yondemo Konai_ (_Cats Don't Come When Called_). The show follows two stray kittens that enter the lives of a pair of brothers and promptly take over. A cheerful diversion for the holidays, and you can watch the whole thing in 18 minutes. See the blog entry for more details. All Orphan releases are available on IRC bot Orphan|Arutha in channels #nibl or #news on irc.rizon.net.